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Who is that?

March 31st, 2010 Comments off

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Mom and Jack meet the Easter Bunny.

(Either that or Dad has let his whiskers grow and started favoring the color pink!)

Very Punny

March 31st, 2010 Comments off

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A man wrote 10 puns and entered them in a contest. He figured with 10 entries, he couldn’t lose. As they were reading the list of winners, he was really hoping one of his puns would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Button, Button

March 30th, 2010 Comments off

Attitude, Gert, Attitude

March 29th, 2010 Comments off

Such a nice boy.

Who?

The mail man, Tony. He’s comin’ down the street.

Him?

Yeah, why not him?

I’ll tell you why not him.  He calls me ‘young lady’.

He’s flatterin’ you, unless his eyesight’s gone.  So, what’s the big deal Gert?

I don’t like it, that’s what.

Whadda ya want him to call you  . . . old woman?

Don’t call me nothin’ just hand me the mail and get the heck off my porch.

Gert!  Here he comes now.

How are you young ladies today?

Hi Tony.

moan

Are you okay Miss Gertie?  You seem to be turning kinda red in the face. Could I get you something?  I keep Gatorade in my cart.

Uhhhh, NO . . . thank you.

She’s fine , aren’t you fine ,Gert?

Through gritted teeth, I’m fine for an old woman who has just been called a young lady.

Ah, you’ll always be young to me, Miss Gertie. See you tomorrow.

Such a nice boy, huh Gert?

moan

Quick Test

March 29th, 2010 3 comments

This is an interesting challenge. If you have a problem with it, don’t freak out!

. Be seated comfortably and feel calm.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having Alzheimer Disease. Congratulations!

(Unless you just found your iron in the freezer; then you might want to keep that appointment.)

The Cathedral Church of All Saints, Milwaukee, WI

March 28th, 2010 Comments off

The Cathedral Church of All Saints is the bishop’s church of the Episcopal Diocese of Milwaukee, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

The current parish is a descendant of a small mission  located in Milwaukee’s downtown Yankee Hill neighborhood..

The  Gothic Revival church building was designed by  E. Townsend Mix, was constructed as Olivet Congregational Church in 1868. The building was sold to the Episcopal diocese in 1871  and was consecrated as a cathedral in 1898.

It is listed on the National Register of Historic Places and was designated a Milwaukee City Landmark in 1973.

The tower and steeple,  200 feet tall, houses a bronze bell cast in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1867 one year before the church was built. It measures almost 40 inches in diameter at the mouth, weighs approximately 1,200 pounds and is tuned to an A.

Currently, the cathedral is raising money to hang an additional five bells, tuned to F, E-flat, D, C, and B-flat . All bells will be rung by a computerized external striker, and the pre-existing bell can also be swung to ring it.

Today’s church features a liturgy in the Anglo-Catholic tradition. The congregation is small, including only around 250 members.

text and photo:Wikipedia commons

Sequoia National Park

March 28th, 2010 Comments off

Sequoia National Park, what a wonderful place to feel God’s presence.

Awesome is the word that comes to mind  with the sight of the giant trees.


Button, Button

March 27th, 2010 Comments off



Cracking Wise

March 27th, 2010 Comments off

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Light travels faster than sound.

That’s why some folks appear bright,

until they open their mouths!

Enjoy the music of your life!

March 27th, 2010 1 comment

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Turn the radio on . . .

Groove to it girl friend!

You’re still here!

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