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Clarence and Joe

May 27th, 2015 Comments off

Clarence & JoeHey Joe, I hear you have a new horse.

Oh yeah Clarence, he’s a beauty, very polite!

Polite? How so?

Well, every time we come to a jump, he stops and lets me go first!


Clarence and Joe

May 20th, 2015 Comments off

Clarence did you know Abel Miller’s wife  is still home schooling their kids?

All ten of them?


That’s quite a job.

Wonder if they’ll have any more kids.

I doubt it. I hear she’s told Abel that there’s not room for one more desk.

When Honesty Doesn’t Pay

May 13th, 2015 Comments off

Clarence and Joe:

Honey’s mad at me.

What’d you do Joe?

Well, you see she asked me if she looked like she’d lost weight.

Oh, Oh, what’d you say?

I said yes, then she turned around and I said, “Nope, there it is.”

Oh boy. So you’re in the dog house with Rascal Flatts?

Yeah.  You know Clarence I think that dawg understands me a whole lot better than Honey.

Could be Joe, could be.

Clarence and Joe

May 6th, 2015 Comments off

“Honey and I were driving out in the country ,  and she was mad at me over something or other and wouldn’t talk.

She didn’t say a word until we came by a barnyard of mules.  Then she spoke up and asked,  “Relatives of yours?”

I said, ” Yep . . .  in-laws!”

Clarence and Joe

May 2nd, 2015 Comments off


Clarence,  I’m going to pick up some lamb chops,

want me to get you some?

Sure Joe, can you make them lean?

Uh, which way?

Clarence and Joe

October 14th, 2014 Comments off

The doctor told Grandpa that he would have him back on his feet in two weeks.”

“And did he?”

“Yeah, he had to sell the car to pay the bill.”

Clarence and Joe

March 12th, 2014 Comments off
Hi Joe, you having trouble at home?
Yeah Clarence, Honey was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”
So, I bought her a bathroom scale.
Oh, oh.
I tell you Clarence, that woman has no sense of humor!

Clarence and Joe

July 1st, 2013 Comments off

Hi Joe, how’s it going with you?

Not bad Clarence, now that the electricity came back on.

That was something, wasn’t it? I hate being in the dark like that.

Yeah, and  feeling so powerless!


Clarence and Joe

December 24th, 2012 Comments off

Hey Clarence, what did Adam say the day before Christmas?

What Joe?

He said, “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

 Merry Christmas, Joe!

Merry Christmas, Clarence.

Clarence and Joe

July 9th, 2012 Comments off


I told Honey last night that we’d been together for five

years and we hadn’t agreed on a thing.

What did she say, Joe?

She said I was wrong as usual, it’s been six years!

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