Archive for the ‘A laugh or two’ Category

Remember, no matter how bad your day is going, at least you’re not in a fence being laughed at by a cow.

November 19th, 2017 Comments off



Enough Said!

November 18th, 2017 Comments off


November 8th, 2017 Comments off

buck usher

No, not a presidential quote, or is it?

October 28th, 2017 Comments off
 My therapist said that my narcissism 
causes me to misread social situations. 

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me. 

Somebody said . . .

October 27th, 2017 Comments off

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
was because nobody was 
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, 
Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara and, of course, Opie, were all single. 
The only married person was Otis, 
and he stayed drunk. 


Do say!

October 24th, 2017 Comments off
Money can’t buy happiness, but 
it keeps the kids in touch! 


Hey, JC Penny! Listen up!

October 20th, 2017 Comments off
I can’t understand why women 
are okay that JC Penny
has an older women’s 
clothing line named, 
“Sag Harbor.” 



October 18th, 2017 Comments off
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. 
I’m pretty sure he’s 
going to get me something. 


October 17th, 2017 Comments off

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple

“Thank you” is all I need . . .

not all this,

“How did you get into my house?” business

Little Johnny

May 8th, 2017 Comments off
img457Little Johnny came home crying. It was obvious he’d been in a fight and had lost. While his father was patching him up he asked his son what happened.

“Well Dad,” sniffed Johnny,  “I challenged Larry to a duel.”

“A duel?”

“Yeah and I gave him his choice of weapons.”

“That seems fair,” said the father. “What happened?”

“He chose his sister!”

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