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November 7th, 2016 Comments off

150746_919795478031303_3057510041544554291_nI got up early to do a load of clothes. I just went to put them in the dryer to find the load of clothes I put in there Sunday afternoon, still wet. Good morning Tuesday. I see you plan on being a Hag today…

 

 

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com   If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

 

 

Just Being Jana

October 24th, 2016 Comments off

“Just Being Jana”

October 17th, 2016 Comments off

Jana20-150x150While going to show a home in Hoxie today my phone made a high pitched howling sound I had never heard. Freaking out I pulled over to the side of the road to read an alert from the Emergency Alert System telling me I was dangerously close to a “Flash Flood Area”. I had no idea my phone did that and they have no idea how close I came to having a flash flood of my own….

 

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com

If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

Just Being Jana

October 3rd, 2016 Comments off

150746_919795478031303_3057510041544554291_nOn our trip to Branson, Mike was telling a story about his younger years and duck hunting. He said he would pluck all the feathers off a duck and then was left with the very fine feathers that needed to come off but were too thin to pluck. His remedy was to roll up a newspaper really tight, light the end and just singe off the feathers that were left. He and a buddy were hunting and he shared this technique with him. They finished their hunt and went their separate ways. Later that night Mike received a call from his buddy’s wife who said “Now, he’s got this duck rolled up in a newspaper and is about to set it on fire. Are you sure this is right?” Communication is the key in any relationship…

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com

If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her  book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

 

Just Being Jana

September 26th, 2016 Comments off

150746_919795478031303_3057510041544554291_nLast night at supper we were sitting by 4 very well dressed women. One lady had on this gorgeous low back black jump suit. She was absolutely stunning…except for the 5 tags hanging out the back. I quietly walked over, leaned in and told her while I tucked them back in. Next thing I know she has grabbed my hand, hugged me to thank me, pulled me down to sit and started discussing her dry cleaners. Before I could get away, we had all told our favorite shoe brand, discussed our meals, how many MPG our vehicle got and our 3rd grade teachers. I’m really looking forward to Christmas with them. I feel we bonded…

 

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com   If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

 

 

 

Just Being Jana

September 19th, 2016 Comments off

150746_919795478031303_3057510041544554291_nMike and I have both been in town quite a few days around lunch time lately, so we go eat together. He has pointed out, a few times, I’m telling him the same stories when I get home from work, as I told him at lunch. I’ll be glad when his bad memory catches up with my bad memory and he’ll have forgotten them by supper, like I do…

 
Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com   If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.
 

 

 

 

 

Just Being Jana

September 12th, 2016 Comments off

150746_919795478031303_3057510041544554291_nI woke up around 2am to use the facilities. I washed my hands after exiting said facility but my towel wasn’t hanging up and I didn’t want to mess with getting one so I just shook my hands dryish and headed back to bed. When I layed back down, I did what I always do and reached over to touch Mike. I don’t know why. Possibly too many horror movies when I was young. Just to see if he’s still there or make sure it’s not a zombie, etc. Anyway, we can now officially add “Touching your husband’s bare back with your cold wet hands” to the list of things not to do at 2am. That bout covers it…

 

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September 5th, 2016 Comments off

Mike made a contraption and put a deer head in it in the woods, so the bugs would turn it into a European Mount. Theory is the bugs can get in to clean it off but animals can’t. When I was quizzing him on exactly what to expect, I asked “Can something carry it off?” He said “As heavy as it is, if it disappears, we all need to be worried.” If his camera wasn’t aimed towards the box, I could so have some fun…

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com   If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

 

Just Being Jana

September 4th, 2016 Comments off

1924330_841031712574347_7859851243496353771_nYesterday evening I got up off the couch for something and just stopped for a second, looked out the window and started counting “One…two…three….four….five…” Before I got to three I heard Mike tell the cat to get off his lap, set down his drink, put his recliner down and join me at the window. He frantically looked up and down the yard and said “Where? Where are the deer?” Still standing there gleaming out the window I said “Pine trees, I was counting pine trees.” Men are so easy. Hopefully, he’ll start speaking to me again soon…

September 7th

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com   If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

 

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August 29th, 2016 Comments off

So last night I dreamed someone brought me a baby I was supposed to take care of. I took good care of it most of the day and then put an ad on FB to give it away like a puppy. I don’t know if I dreamed it because of the house guests or because I’m turning 50, but either way, I’m sure going to miss Rover…

Jana Caldwell can be found on FB; Sales Associate with Carter City and County Realty;  and janascaldwell@yahoo.com   If you enjoy Jana’s humor, check out her book, “Thursday Night Confessions” available on Amazon.

 

 

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