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Still Didn’t Stop Us!

September 12th, 2015 Comments off

Niece Lori and I were indulging in some Hershey chocolates when I said,

“This is bad for my GERD!”

She quipped, “It’s bad for my GIRTH!”

We laughed and reached for another.

(In times of stress, chocolate becomes a comfort food.)

On This Day in History

September 10th, 2015 Comments off

Eskimo puts his house together

with igloo.

This Day in History

September 4th, 2015 Comments off

This day in history:

Lady Godiva finishes last in Coventry Derby.

No one cares.

September 3rd, 2015 Comments off


On This Date: New Delhi

July 14th, 2015 Comments off

History  Lesson:



                             Officials in New Delhi report inflation makes rupee droopy.



stop it! groan.

Punster in the House

July 10th, 2015 Comments off



A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal medicine man who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.

When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the medicine man looked him in the eye and said,

“Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?”

from: John H.

On This Date

July 9th, 2015 Comments off


On this date in history:


                                                    Zookeeper teaches ox to talk, first yakkity yak.



Statistically Speaking . . .

July 7th, 2015 Comments off

Statistically speaking,

six out of seven dwarfs

aren’t Happy.

On This Date in History

July 3rd, 2015 Comments off


 On this date in history . . .

senile clock maker starts tocking to himself.

Say Buddy . . .

July 2nd, 2015 Comments off


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